Who did Kimberly Stewart boink for this to happen??

• She’s never worked a day in her life, lives off her father’s (Rod Stewart) money, mostly known for being one of Paris Hilton’s friends, and she was once engaged to that evil bastard Joe Francis of ‘Girls Gone Wild’. PERFECT CANDIDATE FOR MOST ELIGIBLE BACHELORETTE.

FHM magazine’s most eligible bachelorette top 20:

1 Kimberly Stewart

2 Carmen Electra

3 Princess Beatrice

4 Sarah Harding

5 Scarlett Johansson

6 Lindsay Lohan

7 Maria Sharapova

8 Paris Hilton

9 Keeley Hazell

10 Keira Knightley

11 Ivanka Turmp

12 Nicky Hilton

13 Lydia Hearst-Shaw

14 Amanda Hearst

15 Gisele Bundchen

16 Holly Branson

17 Jenna Bush

18 Barbara Bush

19 Britney Spears

20 Kate Moss