Men do strange things with their penises sometimes.
Posted by Capri on June 23, 2007
A Kent man had to be freed by firemen after getting his penis stuck in a padlock.
The man, in his 50s, turned up at his local fire station in Margate after a sex game went wrong.
He was sent off to hospital, but medics could do nothing. So he returned to the fire station.
The key hole had been superglued so firemen had to use hydraulic cutters to release him.
He was eventually freed after two-and-a-half eye-watering hours.
A pal told The Sun: “God knows what he was up to – but he won’t be trying it again in a hurry.”
Anonymous said
a guy broke in to a amusement park that had a big friendly whale in it, he stuck his thing in its blow hole only to have its blow hole close up on him and pull him under, he was found dead the next morning
john said
I was having a piss in the garden and a big bird swooped down and snatched my penis, it thought it was a worm.
I have a vagina now and I feel much happier I can piss in the garden all day and never have to worry about big birds.
so, all’s well, that ends well.
Anonymous said
Your all pathetic